[meteorite-list] Collateral Damage.

dorifry dorifry at embarqmail.com
Sun Jul 3 15:09:07 EDT 2011


Great idea! They could call the episode "Two-Fisted Adventures of the 
Meteorite Men."

Phil Whitmer
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>A Meteorite Men! (tm) Episode Treatment
>
> Cast: The MM, natch, the Count's unfortunate visitors - Naifina and her 
> family - and the Count himself in a Hitchcock-like walk-through cameo.
>
> The show starts with the Snidley Whiplash guy offering to trade his 
> fabulously valuable "meteorites" for all of the Naifina's worldly 
> possessions, miserable as they are. His silver tongue has visions of the 
> high life dancing through her head. Just as the deal is about to close, we 
> hear in the distance the roar of a powerful motorcycle and, in a trice, in 
> burst the Meteorite Men! (tm). Steve shouts "Stand aside! We're 
> professionals!!" as Snidley is vanquished by a single blow from Geoff's 
> black-gloved fist. Naifina and her family are saved from economic ruin!!!
>
> For the next 40 minutes, Naifina and the viewing public are smartened up 
> about getting-rich-quick in the world of meteorites. Lava! Slag! Ebay 
> crooks! Money-centric meteorite shows! (oops) Why Greed is one of the 
> Seven Deadly Sins!
>
> The Meteorite Men! (tm) leap aboard their trusty Meteorite Motorcycle and 
> zoom off into the sunset, which features a stunning bolide drawing the 
> Meteorite Men! (tm) onward. One of them is heard to say "Peeps, don't try 
> this at home!" while the other crys "If it was *that* easy, everyone would 
> be doing it!!"
>
> Fade to black.
>
> Paul Swartz
>
> "Never smarten up a chump."  W.C. Fields
>
>
>
>> Bob said "perhaps we could suggest an episode..".
>>
>> Outstanding idea! I believe the producers could jazz it up enough to make 
>> it a popular segment. It would also do a lot to shut down criticism of 
>> the boys and their exploits.
>>
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