[meteorite-list] you should be here

[MexicoDoug at aol.com]

Jerry W. wrote:

>Hi Steve,
>Sounds like you're having a great vacation. Much  deserved, no doubt.
>Matzatlan is a beautiful place to visit.

Matzaland?  Are those kosher tacos fried in pork lard?   Steve, get off the 
internet, there are better things in Mazatlán than taunting  the Yancy Street 
Gang!,  also, check out your centigrade to farenheit  conversions, they are too 
high unless in a jacuzzi locked in your  hotel bathroom.  

>If you should feel lost at any time, just follow the crowds as they are  all 
heading
>north to the border. 

Yes, the retired RV crowd and other oddballs with meteorite  hunting and 
related funky paraphenalia.

>You should also get yourself a large wheelbarrow in which to  carry
>along the treasure (space rocks.) Perhaps you should also buy one  of the
>beautifully decorated sombreros that are available in that area at  a very
>reasonable cost. It will come in handy for shading your eyes  during the 
>many siestas you are likely to take.

To fit right in  with the rest of imbecilic snowbirds heading back north with 
their patina  of tequila and hops covering up the OD on Kalua and Cream?

>Then, continue along the fenceline for a few miles in either  direction 
>until you reach one of the numerous border crossing stations.  Make certain 
you are 
>wearing your beautiful sombrero when you arrive at  the station. 

The clothes don't make the man!!  Just the clown.

>You would also do well to buy some of the stylish Mexican sandals 
>from someone in one of the many northward bound groups you cannot
>help but encounter along the way. Another nice touch would be to 
>wear one of the colorful serapes that can be obtained almost  anywhere
>in your travels. 

Yes, seññññññorrrrrrrr, he'll fit right in with the other stupid,  
misbehavin' Corona vomiting visitors that wonder if it was the water that  got them sick.

>Follow these suggestions closely, Steve, and you will most 
>certainly become known as the premier meteorite hunter, 
>dealer, and giveawayer of our time. Yessiree, Steve, this 
>will put you on top of the pile, ahead of the rest; you'll be 
>the big cheese, the honcho, the main man, and the big boss. 
>Who could ask for more?

None of that piling on the crap, just  "El Mero-mero".

Saludos, Doug
Consulting Paparazzist of the famous and foolish for hire....from  Mazatlán 
to Matamoros, cash in advance...immediate availability/reasonable  prices/will 
work for space rocks.

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Steve  Arnold, Chicago!!! wrote:

>Hi list.It is 88 degress,the water is 80  degrees and it is very humid.So
>much with nothing to do but  drink,eat,swim and play.Like BTO said many
>years ago,I LIKE TO WORK AT  DOING NOTHING ALL DAY.hEY See you all next
>week.
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