[meteorite-list] Proud Tom

JKGwilliam h3chondrite at cox.net
Sun Oct 24 16:27:53 EDT 2004


Proud Tom,
I join forces with Geoff Notkin in trying to persuade you to come out of 
retirement and bless our humble lives with your presence.  Since your last 
appearance they have been some "incidents" that need you attention and none 
of us ae as worthy as you to address these pesky problems.  Contact me by 
email, snail mail, private messenger or carrier pigeon and I promise to not 
reveal your true identity.  If you feel uneasy about these method of 
contact, you can always leave me a note under my doormat at our new home.

Long live Proud Tom,

JKGwilliam



At 11:26 AM 10/24/2004, Notkin wrote:
>Dear Proud Tom:
>
>Greetings comrade, and congratulations on your well-deserved 2004 Harvey 
>Award. I'm sorry you weren't able to accept it in person. Steve "Campo 
>Sales sale now on" Arnold Chicago USA!!!!!!!!! is keeping it safe for you, 
>in a box under his bed, next to some radioactive Brahin.
>
>I emailed you a question ages ago -- a really important one -- and have 
>yet to receive a reply. Oh woe is me! We need information, and by hook or 
>by crook we'll get it.
>
>I think the Meteorite List truly needs your wisdom and nitric acid wit, oh 
>wise Proud Tom. What with the American election coming up, the uproar 
>about the alleged Campo Sales/Pultusk/Tessera de Bastardo fraud and all 
>the rest of it, where is a collector to turn for reliable info and really 
>good Photoshop caricatures? Gasp!
>
>I was speaking with Island Meteorite owner, Geoff Cintron -- just 
>yesterday -- and he told me he would even consider re-joining the 
>Meteorite List if Proud Tom were to post another one of his phantom websites.
>
>Whaddya say?
>
>
>=====
>Geoff N., Tucson, AZ 85741
>The Radioactive Collector
>Proud Tom Fan #0001
>website url  http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/
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