[meteorite-list] Proud Tom

[Notkin]

Dear Proud Tom:

Greetings comrade, and congratulations on your well-deserved 2004 
Harvey Award. I'm sorry you weren't able to accept it in person. 
Steve "Campo Sales sale now on" Arnold Chicago USA!!!!!!!!! is 
keeping it safe for you, in a box under his bed, next to some 
radioactive Brahin.

I emailed you a question ages ago -- a really important one -- and 
have yet to receive a reply. Oh woe is me! We need information, and 
by hook or by crook we'll get it.

I think the Meteorite List truly needs your wisdom and nitric acid 
wit, oh wise Proud Tom. What with the American election coming up, 
the uproar about the alleged Campo Sales/Pultusk/Tessera de Bastardo 
fraud and all the rest of it, where is a collector to turn for 
reliable info and really good Photoshop caricatures? Gasp!

I was speaking with Island Meteorite owner, Geoff Cintron -- just 
yesterday -- and he told me he would even consider re-joining the 
Meteorite List if Proud Tom were to post another one of his phantom 
websites.

Whaddya say?


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Geoff N., Tucson, AZ 85741
The Radioactive Collector
Proud Tom Fan #0001
website url  http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/