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  <font color=3D"#000000" face=3D"Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Jo=
ke Of The 
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  <p><font face=3D"Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">There was a woman=
 who wanted 
    to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointm=
ent 
    to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a wal=
k-through 
    and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living r=
oom 
    and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color. The con=
tractor 
    wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and yelled,=
 ''Greenside 
    up.''</font></p>
  <p><font face=3D"Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The lady is a lit=
tle confused, 
    but doesn't say anything, and they continue to the dining room where s=
he tells 
    him, ''I would like a nice warm white in here, nothing stark.'' The co=
ntractor 
    writes something down on his pad, then walks to the window and again y=
ells, 
    ''Greenside up!'' The lady is really confused now but still does not s=
ay anything. 
    They continue to her bedroom and she says, ''I would like a nice, cool=
, relaxing 
    blue in here.''<br>
    The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the wind=
ow and 
    yells, ''Greenside up.'' The woman is now totally perplexed and says t=
o the 
    contractor, ''Three times I have told you the color that I want, and y=
ou write 
    something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside =
up. 
    What is going on?'' The contractor replies, ''You see, I have four blo=
ndes 
    laying sod across the street.''</font><font color=3D"#FFFFFF"> </font>=
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