[meteorite-list] OT Vesta

Sun Jul 17 18:14:56 EDT 2011

I'll give ya the crater (I didn't know that until now - Ries/Nördlingen 
being the filming site) but Vesta is more the territory of Mr. Bass and the 
little green people of the Mushroom Planet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wonderful_Flight_to_the_Mushroom_Planet

Rob Wesel
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and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
Willy Wonka, 1971

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From: "MexicoDoug" <mexicodoug at aim.com>
Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2011 2:28 PM
To: <nakhladog at comcast.net>; <Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta

> Hey Rob
>
> No way I'm wrong about the Oompa-Loompas living secretly at Ries Crater! 
> They absolutely do according to the original movie :"Charlie and the 
> Chocolate Factory".
>
> My apologies for stealing ideas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and 
> forgetting how to spell Oompa-Loompa!  Oopsa Loopsa ...
>
> I should have tread more carefully over your favorite !
>
> To prove the point, let me generally  pick up your citation where you 
> stopped, of the sacred text:
>
> "I myself use billions of cacao beans every week in this factory.  So I 
> talked to the leader of the tribe in Oompa-Loompish and told him how his 
> people could have all the cacao beans they wanted if they would only come 
> with me and live in my factory.  Well the leader was so happy he leaped up 
> in the air and threw his bowl of mashed green caterpillars right out his 
> bong-bong tree window.  So, here they are!"
>
> Rob, the next question is - where is "here"?  It certainly sounds like 
> England or Wales, but ... when Charlie finally gets to look over the 
> factory in the great glass Wonkavator elevator that goes up, down sideways 
> and anywhere else you want, the movie shows him leaving the factory 
> hovering over the beautful village.
>
> What village?
>
> Nördlingen, the very same location of Ries Crater, of course!
>
> Not only that, the Oompa-Loompas are diogenite crazed - they have green 
> hair and were grown on a diet of green caterpillars in their original 
> homeland where they developed the slingshot technology for green sample 
> return missions and the great glass elevator itself, both of which were 
> originally defenses against the snozzwangers you mentioned!
>
> This defense rests ;-)
>
> Best wishes
> Doug
>
> PS the reason I didn't mark this OT, is because next time you get to visit 
> Ries Crater you can see how the beauty of the town of Nördlingen (Bavaria, 
> Germany) had it selected as the town of the chocolate factory and thus 
> launch pad for the next adventure when the elevator was used as a space 
> ship and docked on the space station (the book was written long before the 
> ISS) where some terrible astronaut-eating aliens were that would eat 
> everyone on Earth, except they can't come down to the planet without 
> spontaneously turning into meteorites (or that's how I remember it - maybe 
> it was just "shooting stars") ...
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Rob Wesel <nakhladog at comcast.net>
> To: Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com; MexicoDoug <mexicodoug at aim.com>
> Sent: Sun, Jul 17, 2011 3:50 pm
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta
>
>
> Dude It's Oompa-Loompa and they live in Loompaland, not Vesta ‘Then you’ll 
> know all about it,’ said Mr Wonka. ‘And oh, what a terrible country it is! 
> Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the 
> world — hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked 
> whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and 
> come galloping back for a second helping. When I went out there, I found 
> the little Oompa-Loompas living in tree houses. They had to live in tree 
> houses to escape from the whangdoodles and the hornswogglers and the 
> snozzwangers. And they were living on green caterpillars, and the 
> caterpillars tasted revolting, and the Oompa-Loompas spent every moment of 
> their days climbing through the treetops looking for other things to mash 
> up with the caterpillars to make them taste better — red beetles, for 
> instance, and eucalyptus leaves, and the bark of the bong-bong tree, all 
> of them beastly, but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars. Poor little 
> Oompa-Loompas! The one food that they longed for more than any other was 
> the cacao bean. But they couldn’t get it. An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he 
> found three or four cacao beans a year. But oh, how they craved them. They 
> used to dream about cacao beans all night and talk about them all day. You 
> had only to mention the word “cacao” to an Oompa-Loompa and he would start 
> dribbling at the mouth. .' 
> http://static-l3.blogcritics.org/10/12/22/150635/oopma.jpg Rob 
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> We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams. Willy 
> Wonka, 1971 -------------------------------------------------- 
> From: "MexicoDoug" <mexicodoug at aim.com> Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2011 10:36 
> AM To: <majbaermann at web.de>; <Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com> 
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta
>> Hi Matthias! Do you think your Tatahouine was mined on Vesta by the Oumpa 
>> Lumpas! Unfortunately all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't 
>> put Tatahouine together again, so we'll never know with 100.000...000% >
> certainty if 99% of them all ever had any fusion crust.... :-(  :-)
>>
>> Won't you be surprised when you find that Vesta actually was mined by
> sly > Oumpas living under Ries Crater that have a giant slingshot, perfect 
> sense > of masses, orbits and atmospheres of everything and have been 
> mining Vesta > to songs that have been heard for thousands of years ... by 
> hurling > projectiles on precisely calculated billiard-like trajectories 
> at that > return samples to Earth.  Of course, each time a space-faring 
> gaggle of > geese pass by the returning stones, Vesta stones being so 
> attractive to > their eyes, they pick them right out of the path and bring 
> them to earth > during June and November migrations, and set them down 
> somewhere in Africa > where they pick at them like chicken feed and love 
> the icing, until they > shatter into zillions of pieces.  - And you 
> thought you had Tatahouine > figured out now that you have that beautiful 
> new stone ;-) But maybe you > are on to something about why it is so 
> difficult to know Vesta's "perfect" > mass!
>>
>> Happy Day! Doug
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