[meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta

[Rob Wesel]

Dude

It's Oompa-Loompa and they live in Loompaland, not Vesta

‘Then you’ll know all about it,’ said Mr Wonka. ‘And oh, what a terrible 
country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous 
beasts in the world — hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible 
wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast 
and come galloping back for a second helping. When I went out there, I found 
the little Oompa-Loompas living in tree houses. They had to live in tree 
houses to escape from the whangdoodles and the hornswogglers and the 
snozzwangers. And they were living on green caterpillars, and the 
caterpillars tasted revolting, and the Oompa-Loompas spent every moment of 
their days climbing through the treetops looking for other things to mash up 
with the caterpillars to make them taste better — red beetles, for instance, 
and eucalyptus leaves, and the bark of the bong-bong tree, all of them 
beastly, but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars. Poor little 
Oompa-Loompas! The one food that they longed for more than any other was the 
cacao bean. But they couldn’t get it. An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found 
three or four cacao beans a year. But oh, how they craved them. They used to 
dream about cacao beans all night and talk about them all day. You had only 
to mention the word “cacao” to an Oompa-Loompa and he would start dribbling 
at the mouth. .'

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Rob Wesel
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From: "MexicoDoug" <mexicodoug at aim.com>
Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2011 10:36 AM
To: <majbaermann at web.de>; <Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] DAWN drives up to Vesta

> Hi Matthias!
>
> Do you think your Tatahouine was mined on Vesta by the Oumpa Lumpas! 
> Unfortunately all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put 
> Tatahouine together again, so we'll never know with 100.000...000% 
> certainty if 99% of them all ever had any fusion crust.... :-(  :-)
>
> Won't you be surprised when you find that Vesta actually was mined by sly 
> Oumpas living under Ries Crater that have a giant slingshot, perfect sense 
> of masses, orbits and atmospheres of everything and have been mining Vesta 
> to songs that have been heard for thousands of years ... by hurling 
> projectiles on precisely calculated billiard-like trajectories at that 
> return samples to Earth.  Of course, each time a space-faring gaggle of 
> geese pass by the returning stones, Vesta stones being so attractive to 
> their eyes, they pick them right out of the path and bring them to earth 
> during June and November migrations, and set them down somewhere in Africa 
> where they pick at them like chicken feed and love the icing, until they 
> shatter into zillions of pieces.  - And you thought you had Tatahouine 
> figured out now that you have that beautiful new stone ;-)  But maybe you 
> are on to something about why it is so difficult to know Vesta's "perfect" 
> mass!
>
> Happy Day!
> Doug