[meteorite-list] Fwd: Re: Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

Thu Jan 27 13:19:51 EST 2011

"Anyone ready to buy my fantastic Tunguska black hole find? Riker box included, as well as small certificate "caution, glassy object!", carefully packed, postpaid.."

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Datum: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:11:43 +0100
Von: "Alexander Seidel" <gsac at gmx.net>
An: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>, meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man	in	the	World

"I bought my second full slice of Hoba, to back up the first one, just yesterday - and what did *YOU* guy do at that time..??"

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> Datum: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:48:57 +0100
> Von: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>
> An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in	the	World

> >The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.
> 
> And the litter box of your cat is filled with crunched Chassigny.
> 
> 
> ....and if the meteorite curators are talking about you,
> they all say - you're a fine man and they think you and your kin are
> making a great job for them.
> 
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> 
> ....O.k. the last was so far the most impossible point of the fun thread.
> :-(
> 
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> 
> 
> -----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com
> [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von wahlperry at aol.com
> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:29
> An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
> Betreff: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
> 
> 
> 
> The smallest meteorites in my collection are the main masses of Hoba, 
> Cape York and Mbosi, just to name a few.
> 
> 
> All of the large meteorite museums house their collections in my vault, 
> kept alongside of the remains of Howard Hughes. 
> 
> 
> The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Matthias Bärmann <majbaermann at web.de>
> To: Alexander Seidel <gsac at gmx.net>; Martin Altmann 
> <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>; meteorite-list 
> <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
> Sent: Thu, Jan 27, 2011 2:39 am
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the 
> World
> 
> 
> When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: 
> "Hi, Dad!"----- Original Message ----- From: "Alexander Seidel" 
> <gsac at gmx.net>To: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>; 
> <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 
> 4:05 PMSubject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man 
> in the World>>> "My blood group is W0".>> "I set up a macroscope for 
> fat sections.">>> I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my 
> lipping resembles Mick > Jagger!">>>>>> -----Ursprüngliche 
> Nachricht----->> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com>> 
> [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von>> 
> Alexander Seidel>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39>> An: 
> Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> Betreff: Re: 
> [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> 
> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and>> 
> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >> 
> time,>> if my spare time allows!">>>> :-) Alex>>>>>>>>>> -------- 
> Original-Nachricht -------->> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 
> -0500>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>>> > An: 
> meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The 
> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > Greetings List 
> Members,>> >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in 
> Antarctica (in my>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the 
> things that make me - The>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the 
> World.>> >>> >>> > I once came home empty-handed from 
> meteorite-hunting, just to see what>> > it felt like.>> >>> > Rare 
> Earth magnets are attracted to me.>> >>> > My silver tongue sets off 
> metal detectors.>> >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and 
> oriented.>> >>> > Museum curators give me their keys.>> >>> > My visual 
> pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.>> >>> > Every 
> meteorite in my collection is a main mass.>> >>> > If a meteorite from 
> Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.>> >>> > Property owners 
> knock on my door after a meteorite fall.>> >>> > All of my meteorites 
> have a pleasant aroma.>> >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.>> >>> 
>  > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an>> 
>  > achondrite.>> >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.>> >>> > I 
> can identify minerals and phases at a glance.>> >>> > All of my 
> meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.>> >>> > NASA's 
> Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their>> > meteorites 
> with bare hands.>> >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I 
> never pay too much.>> >>> > My touch removes caliche.>> >>> > The 
> meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss>> > 
> me.>> >>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.>> >>> > All 
> of my export permits are approved instantly.>> >>> > I have memorized 
> every Meteoritical Bulletin.>> >>> > If I witness a fireball, I can 
> calculate exactly where the meteorite>> will>> > fall.>> >>> > My 
> glasses are cross-polarized.>> >>> > My touch will etch a polished 
> iron.>> >>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a 
> new one.>> >>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.>> >>> > My 
> chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are>> > 
> polished lunaites.>> >>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.>> >>> > 
> "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.>> >>> > More will be 
> forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....>> >>> >>> > 
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------->> 
>  > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites>> >>> > Website - 
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> http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564>> > 
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