[meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

Thu Jan 27 11:48:57 EST 2011

>The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.

And the litter box of your cat is filled with crunched Chassigny.

....and if the meteorite curators are talking about you,
they all say - you're a fine man and they think you and your kin are making a great job for them.

....O.k. the last was so far the most impossible point of the fun thread.
:-(

-----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com [mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von wahlperry at aol.com
Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:29
An: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
Betreff: [meteorite-list] Fwd: The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

The smallest meteorites in my collection are the main masses of Hoba, 
Cape York and Mbosi, just to name a few.

All of the large meteorite museums house their collections in my vault, 
kept alongside of the remains of Howard Hughes. 

The rhinestones on my dog's collar are made from the Nakhla meteorite.

-----Original Message-----
From: Matthias Bärmann <majbaermann at web.de>
To: Alexander Seidel <gsac at gmx.net>; Martin Altmann 
<altmann at meteorite-martin.de>; meteorite-list 
<meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Sent: Thu, Jan 27, 2011 2:39 am
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the 
World

When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: 
"Hi, Dad!"----- Original Message ----- From: "Alexander Seidel" 
<gsac at gmx.net>To: "Martin Altmann" <altmann at meteorite-martin.de>; 
<meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 
4:05 PMSubject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man 
in the World>>> "My blood group is W0".>> "I set up a macroscope for 
fat sections.">>> I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my 
lipping resembles Mick > Jagger!">>>>>> -----Ursprüngliche 
Nachricht----->> Von: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com>> 
[mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von>> 
Alexander Seidel>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39>> An: 
Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> Betreff: Re: 
[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> 
"They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and>> 
Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >> 
time,>> if my spare time allows!">>>> :-) Alex>>>>>>>>>> -------- 
Original-Nachricht -------->> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 
-0500>> > Von: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>>> > An: 
meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The 
Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the>> World>>>> > Greetings List 
Members,>> >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in 
Antarctica (in my>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the 
things that make me - The>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the 
World.>> >>> >>> > I once came home empty-handed from 
meteorite-hunting, just to see what>> > it felt like.>> >>> > Rare 
Earth magnets are attracted to me.>> >>> > My silver tongue sets off 
metal detectors.>> >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and 
oriented.>> >>> > Museum curators give me their keys.>> >>> > My visual 
pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.>> >>> > Every 
meteorite in my collection is a main mass.>> >>> > If a meteorite from 
Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.>> >>> > Property owners 
knock on my door after a meteorite fall.>> >>> > All of my meteorites 
have a pleasant aroma.>> >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.>> >>> 
 > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an>> 
 > achondrite.>> >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.>> >>> > I 
can identify minerals and phases at a glance.>> >>> > All of my 
meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.>> >>> > NASA's 
Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their>> > meteorites 
with bare hands.>> >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I 
never pay too much.>> >>> > My touch removes caliche.>> >>> > The 
meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss>> > 
me.>> >>> > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.>> >>> > All 
of my export permits are approved instantly.>> >>> > I have memorized 
every Meteoritical Bulletin.>> >>> > If I witness a fireball, I can 
calculate exactly where the meteorite>> will>> > fall.>> >>> > My 
glasses are cross-polarized.>> >>> > My touch will etch a polished 
iron.>> >>> > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a 
new one.>> >>> > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.>> >>> > My 
chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are>> > 
polished lunaites.>> >>> > All of my pets can find meteorites.>> >>> > 
"No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.>> >>> > More will be 
forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....>> >>> >>> > 
---------------------------------------------------------------------->> 
 > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites>> >>> > Website - 
http://www.galactic-stone.com>> > Facebook - 
http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone>> > News Feed - 
http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516>> > Twitter - 
http://twitter.com/galacticstone>> > Meteorite Top List - 
http://meteorite.gotop100.com>> > EOM - 
http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564>> > 
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