[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World

[Michael Blood]

ARRRRRR,
        Only if 'e grows 'mself a beard an' be surrounded
by beautious wenches, ARRRRRR!


On 1/26/11 8:46 PM, "John L" <jl at hc.fdn.com> wrote:

> 
> Hello all,
> 
> Too Good to pass up.
> This is not only clever, to me this is a Classic!
> 
> I want to print this post, have it professionally framed, meet with Mike and
> have him sign it (if he agrees), we'll both package it and send it to Capt.
> Blood for his auction in 2012.
> 
> Yea/Nay?
> 
> John Lutzon
> IMCA# 1896
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Larry Atkins" <thetoprok at aol.com>
> To: <meteoritemike at gmail.com>; <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:34 PM
> Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the
> World
> 
> 
>> "My glasses are cross polarized."  Now that's funny!
>> 
>> Very Clever Michael,
>> 
>> Stay Thirsty My Friend!
>> 
>> 
>> Sincerely,
>> Larry Atkins
>> 
>> IMCA # 1941
>> Ebay alienrockfarm
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Michael Gilmer <meteoritemike at gmail.com>
>> To: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
>> Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 9:12 pm
>> Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
>> 
>> 
>> Greetings List Members,
>> 
>> Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my
>> shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The
>> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World.
>> 
>> 
>> I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what
>> it felt like.
>> 
>> Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me.
>> 
>> My silver tongue sets off metal detectors.
>> 
>> All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented.
>> 
>> Museum curators give me their keys.
>> 
>> My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe.
>> 
>> Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass.
>> 
>> If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me.
>> 
>> Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall.
>> 
>> All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma.
>> 
>> Meteoriticists ask for my opinion.
>> 
>> If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an
>> achondrite.
>> 
>> The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial.
>> 
>> I can identify minerals and phases at a glance.
>> 
>> All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite.
>> 
>> NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their
>> meteorites with bare hands.
>> 
>> I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much.
>> 
>> My touch removes caliche.
>> 
>> The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss
>> me.
>> 
>> Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday.
>> 
>> All of my export permits are approved instantly.
>> 
>> I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin.
>> 
>> If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will
>> fall.
>> 
>> My glasses are cross-polarized.
>> 
>> My touch will etch a polished iron.
>> 
>> I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one.
>> 
>> Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me.
>> 
>> My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are
>> polished lunaites.
>> 
>> All of my pets can find meteorites.
>> 
>> "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me.
>> 
>> More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty....
>> 
>> 
>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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>> 
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