[meteorite-list] Off topic- the weather IS getting worse

[Guenther]

I found this appropriate for today's off-topic. I added the first line for
Carl :)

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  "Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome 
the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit)

 79 - Arizonians buy insulated coveralls and a bag of salt
 65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
 60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
 50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
 45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
 40 - You can see your breath
    - Californians shiver uncontrollably
    - Minnesotans go swimming
 35 - Italian cars don't start
 32 - Water freezes
 30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
 25 - Ohio water freezes
    - Californians weep pitiably
    - Minnesotans eat ice cream
    - Canadians go swimming
 20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
    - New York City water freezes
    - Miami residents plan vacation further South
 15 - French cars don't start
    - Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
 10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going
  5 - American cars don't start
  0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
    - Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
    - Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
    - Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
    - Politicians actually do something about the homeless
    - Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
    - Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
    - You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
    - Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
    - Minnesotans button top button
    - Canadians put on sweaters
    - Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
    - Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
    - Polar bears move South
    - Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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Greetings from cold, very cold Ontario Canada.

Abe Guenther



-----Original Message-----
From: meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com
[mailto:meteorite-list-bounces at meteoritecentral.com] On Behalf Of
cdtucson at cox.net
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 9:22 PM
To: Edwin Thompson; tett
Cc: meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Off topic- the weather IS getting worse

ET, Mike, all,
Thanks so much for the warning. It has been over 80 here in Tucson the past
4 days. Can't wait for some cooler weather.
Sorry. I couldn't resist. But, it is supposed to get down to a chilling 79
tomorrow. 
Carl
--
Carl or Debbie Esparza
Meteoritemax


---- tett <tett at rogers.com> wrote: 
> Well yesterday all roads closed so could not get to work.  Blew snow at 
> 7am and then again at 7pm.  Today the same as well as having to rake the 
> carport roof and then go over to our church to blow even more snow.
> 
> My boy down in London (Ontario) had 7 feet of snow in a couple of days.  
> More snow is on the way.
> 
> Southern Ontario has been hit hard.  Fortunatley no tornados.  That 
> would be really wild to have tons of snow and a tornado.
> 
> Cheers
> 
> Mike Tettenborn
> Owen Sound, Ontario
> 
> On 14/12/2010 6:49 PM, Edwin Thompson wrote:
> > Hi folks, Oregon got slammed by a tornado today just 30 miles south of
our home. We watched the storm come and go. It was awesome! Very very
unusual for this region. They say it is a cold front from Alaska colliding
with the Pineapple Express; a warm storm that comes up from Hawaii and has
been hitting us for a week with warm air and 6 inches of rain in the past 5
days. They are telling us to expect more tonight so we're keeping the
fingers crossed. Saw my first car destroyed by hail while visiting Marlin
Cilz in Montana last month. Now we have cars all around us with major hail
damage. The news says another major cell is coming this way right now. This
is when the meteorites sneak in unseen. Letting you folks know to the East
that weather is on it's way!
> >
> > E.T. 		 	   		
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