[meteorite-list] Holiday Greeting (politically correct)

[Jerry Flaherty]

LOL Thanks Bill,
And may I humbly, add all the blessings of the season, love, joy and peace
Jerry Flaherty

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From: "bill kies" <parkforestmet at hotmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 5:29 PM
To: <cynapse at charter.net>
Cc: <meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
Subject: [meteorite-list] Holiday Greeting (politically correct)

>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for 
> an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, 
> non-addictive, gender
> neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the 
> most enjoyable
> traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular 
> practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or 
> traditions of others,
> or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and 
> a fiscally
> successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition 
> of the onset
> of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect 
> for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have 
> helped make
> America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any 
> other country
> or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to 
> the
> race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of 
> computer platform,
> or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> Legal Disclaimer: By accepting this agreement, you are accepting these 
> terms.
>
> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely 
> transferable with no
> alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher 
> to actually
> implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where 
> prohibited by
> law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application 
> of good
> tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent 
> holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish 
> or issuance
> of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> (Name withheld for legal, social and cultural considerations.)
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