[meteorite-list] Now, Mr.Steve - This is my offer

[MexicoDoug at aol.com]

Steve, First on the agenda is to be sincere in wishing you a great time in  
Mexico!  We all deserve a vacation once in a while.  And now a few  comments on 
Mexico which seems to be in the crosshairs too...
 
Try a fishing boat off Cancun for a nicely prepared Huachinango, or  
snorkling on Isla Mujeres where the reefs are a dip from the beach unlike the  
Congo...with $5 flippers and $5 mask from the local Chedraui (if you find ones  that 
fit)...which beats the hell out of Maui!!!  If you have any giveaways,  ask 
for the local office of the DIF, and one thing can bet - you, they will  
graciously accomodate without a riff, for everything they get.  
 
If you waste time posting anew (we could use a vacation, too), you could  
have been in a tropical café -instead of receiving a list Boo!-  dancing  away, 
in your funky shorts and flip flop - but no shoe.  No more snide  comments 
you'll face down here, except a discrete señorita's glancing approval  you'll 
fear.  And later at night, a quiet rummage along the playas, in  warmly chilling 
breezes, chasing the silvery moonlit umbrage provided by a loved  one teases.  
Basking in the sublime vapors from the tepid sea, and tipping  your hat 
instead to the ever indulging squawking tropical birds born free...only  a bit of 
advice, don't look up:), and steer clear of all the street venders most  dear, 
unless you like mice for your supper, or taquitos de  Moctezuma's...

The water's fine, Sunset're spectacularly divine, but wherever you're  
flying, our cuisine is one of the world's original for which is worth  dying.  We 
boast having given the French their green beans, and  Mediterranean's and Dutch 
their bell peppers, the Swiss their chocolate, (the  peruvians gave the Irish 
and Germans their potatoes) the Indians and Asians  their chili, the British 
their corn syrup ??? (and corn), the Italians their  tomatoes - and the world 
it's favorite flavor - vainilla.  
 
Hope you can explore outside of Ruth Chris's Steakhouse, which not only has  
invaded Chicago but pervaded Cancun, too.  Even the inexplicably soon  to be 
world's most popular beer is is bottled here at its source - Corona Extra;  and 
the Avocado fruit cherished in the world of salad lovers (not to mention  
what a salad would be without the multicolored peppers, and tomatos, of  
course!!)  

Of course it isn't free, but then nearly everything nowadays has some  
strings attached for your currency, always appreciated for the economy!   Enjoy!  At 
least you get a reasonable value for your dollars here!   Spend high and 
spend often!!  Come and get it!!

This AD promoted by  the Unofficial Mexican Department of Tourism, 
UNLIMITED!!!
Saludos desde  Mexico !!!


Dave F wrote:
>Maybe the water will get the  spammer!!
>DF

Terry B wrote:
>Here's hoping that he stays in  Mexico  
>forever, and has no internet access. BYE  SSTTEEVVEEY!
>Terry
>StarMeteorites

Martin A wrote:
>Thanks & now we wish you all a pleasant &  looooooong 
>vacation in Mexico.
>Martin
 
Karin H wrote:
> Maybe you better not insult Comic Book Collectors.
>K.
 
Dave A wrote:
>Just look at the first picture....it says it all!!!! 
>Steved Out!!!!
>Dave!!!!