[meteorite-list] WAR OF THE WORLDS

[Gtceb at aol.com]

SSTTEEVVEEY:
We already have a dysfunctional Martian that gives away space rocks.  He 
lives in Elgin, is 6'8" tall, dresses like his sister, is a total buffoon, and 
writes e-mails to a list that mostly can't stand him to tell them about a movie 
he saw.  Like your Gomer Arnold opinion would actually be followed by someone 
on the list...  "Honey, Big Steevey Stormbringer, the list buffoon and VERY 
IMPORTANT METEORITE COLLECTOR, said we should see War of The Worlds..Throw your 
tube top on and gas up the car. If he says it is good, it must be".  What is 
most interesting about this sub-species alien Gomer Arnold is that he does not 
understand the English language.  He continues to spam the list with no regard 
for it at all.  

BIG SSTTEEVVEEYY"S NEXT PULITZER PRIZE WINNING LIST POST:

Dearest list:
Since the three (3!!) people that like me on the list are my only firends, I 
thought I would ask you a personal kwestion...THIS IS A HYPERTHETICAL 
QUESTION:  DO you think if you had a steel plate in your head and used a magnet to 
find meteorites, that the steel plate would somehow mess up the signal from the 
magnet????  INKWIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!! I get signals from magnets all 
the time..some times, I can put a little tin foil into my ear and get Dr. Ruth 
playing inside my head (don't go there MExico Doug, HA HA!). I don't even need 
a Medal detector...cause I tried one for a whole day once, and I didn;'t find 
a single medal!!  List, how come those government IDIOTS outlawed Lawn Darts 
becasue they are too dangerous, BUT YOU CAN BUY AN AK-47!!!!!  GIVE ME A BREAK 
PEOPLE!!!  GOTTA GET TO BED SO I DON"T MISS WORK TOMORROW.  CANM"T Wait fOR 
BREAKFAST..I USUALLY HAVE A CAN OF RED BULL AND A TWINKIE>>>>
BIG SSTTEEVVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VERY IMPORTANT METEORITE COLLECTEER