[meteorite-list] ya think your so smart, what's this?

[David Freeman]

Dear List contributors:

Wyoming press release:
Wyoming's state scientists are now taking a serious second look at 
Wyoming's Jackalope as new developments in giraffe studies have proven 
antennae with scientific value.  Wyoming's famed jackalope has antlers 
that are quite similar in that the magnetic fields emitted from them 
attract the rumored to exist "sagebrush dust clouds", which are a green 
thought to be gaseous cloud that repels meteorites from falling in 
Wyoming.  With only 13 classified Wyoming meteorites, this paranormal 
phenomena has and continues to rob Wyoming of it's share of meteorites...
More to be continued.
DF Merryputz reporting


Martin Altmann wrote:

>Indeed.
>
>Well, Tezla tried, as we all know, to collect large flocks of giraffes with
>a powerful field in 1908 in Siberia. (At this times giraffes were a
>ressource in great demand, as commonly doorknobs were carved out of their
>antennas).
>The outcome was an incredible desaster!! The electricity induced into theit
>antennas from the magnetic field was so strong, that all siberian giraffes
>start to burn and died.
>The glow of the poor giraffes was even observed in the dawn up to London.
>Long time the governments tried to suppress the truth, fearing diplomatic
>entanglements with Russia or even a giraffe war,
>but later a well known painter used his popularity in revealing the whole
>truth
>and started to paint his famous Burning Giraffes.
>
>Martin
>
>----- Original Message ----- 
>From: "David Hardy" <mdavidhardy at yahoo.com>
>To: "Martin Altmann" <Altmann at Meteorite-Martin.de>; "Zelimir Gabelica"
><Z.Gabelica at uha.fr>; <Meteorite-list at meteoritecentral.com>
>Sent: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:05 PM
>Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] ya think your so smart, what's this?
>
>
>>Wouldn't the iron in their antennas be dangerous for them near electric
>>
>wires?
>
>>Or is this why you don't see giraffes in more developed areas of the
>>
>world?
>
>>Could you hunt them using a helocopter and a VERY strong magnet?
>>
>>David
>>
>>
>
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