[meteorite-list] The Soggy-Bottom Boys

[DNAndrews]

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>> I think this gets my vote for "Post of the Week!  Thanks to Dave for 
>> offering to share his Soggy Bottom-Boggy-Bottom meteorites with us.  
>> I have personally seen these wonderful stones and can attest to their 
>> pedigree...they are real Soggy-Boggy-Bottoms.
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>> Uh.........speaking of that EX of yours Dave.........uh........do you 
>> have a phone number for her;-) 
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> No prob Juan....it's:  666-666-6666....just leave a massage.  ;-)  
> "May the Creek be with You!" 

Incidentally, all my meteorites ( er.....uh....river rocks), are 
guaranteed to have a Neon Flux value of -1.6 Nfx.  That means that the 
solar/stellar grain value guarantees that they all have seen a bit on 
sunshine in their lifetime.  All of my terrestrial stones are so "clean" 
that NASA wanted to know how I kept all terrestrial impurities out of my 
Soggy-Bottom Stones.  Well, that's a question only George W. himself can 
answer...maybe Joel Warren if we are lucky.  NASA brought all of their 
stones back to Earth using a clean capsule, but we found our CRAP 
(Chondrule Rampant Anal Peridot) lying in a wash and is much freer from 
contamination than those from the NASA ventures which cost billiions of 
dollars.  Ours were there for a few billion years prior soaking in a 
"slight" Texas sewage mixture just for the taking...AKA...Soggy Creek. 
Absolutely pristene and free from all contaminants.  There are NO 
contaminants from our water source either terrestrial or 
extra-terrestrial.  The stellar grains (which we are numero uno in 
search engines)  specifically states that these River Rocks are from 
some other place other than Texas.  Therefore they must be lunar or 
martian since we are the neon isotope of the UNITED STATES OF TEXAS!!!

Dino De La Russa