[meteorite-list] Legonaut Models Meteorite (Humor)

[MARK BOSTICK]

http://www.meteoritearticles.com/collacriolla.html

Legonaut Gus Armstrong Models Meteorite

(Unassociated Press) - Wichita, Kansas. Dec. 26. - Legonaut Gus Armstrong 
recently signed a modeling deal with Meteorite Articles CEO and founder Mark 
Bostick.  The undisclosed contract is a reflection of the desperate need of 
NASA for increased funding. Yearly budget cuts are beginning to take its 
toll on the space agency and its abilities to open new doors. Experts, who 
have for several years warned that the crisis line was close to being 
crossed, were quoted as saying, “I told you so.”
     The first series of modeling photographs, released today shows 
Armstrong with a La Criolla meteorite. This meteorite fell in Argentina in 
1985. One of the meteorites recovered punched through the roof of a 
farmhouse.
      When asked about NASA funding and modeling meteorites, Armstrong, 
remained as silent as a two inch plastic toy figure. NASA officials also 
refrained from comment.

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